I have talked many times about starting a blog. Today seemed to be the day...

I walked into the bathroom to go pee, for my thirty seconds of serenity. I found dried green boogers smeared on the side of the toilet, pee in the bathtub, a tiny Playmobile machinegun or something similar on the floor next to the tub, puffballs in the heating vent, all the while my two kids are at the door playing twenty questions and saying "I want booby." Awwwww "peee-ace" and quiet!


Monday, December 27, 2010

Right now.

I am going to start out by saying that I am glad my last post got erased, it was a stroke of genius.  I was writing about all the wrong stuff...I also want to say that I wished to invite only people I know (so I could then block all of them)  and then for only people I don't know, and then my sisters and parents to be able to read this.  But it won't let me.  Damn.  So if you know me, and you somehow stumble across this blog, and I say something that offends you, i'm sorry.....but not really....read someone else's blog!
Here goes....
Ok so I wanted to start out with a little bit about me, but realize i'd rather bitch about all the stuff I need to do, and am not, because I am writing here instead!  I have three loads of laundry to fold/hang up, a load of diapers in the dryer that need to de sorted/folded, stairs that are 2/3 puttied and then need to be sanded, primed and painted, I have 6 weeks worth of credit card transactions that need to be entered into Quickbooks.  I have a counter full of dishes and dinner to wash and put away, the floors (although swept his morning) are trashed, the bathrooms are of course rediculous and disgusting because I live with not only three boys, but for the last six weeks, four, and for some reason that huge hole filled with water is too small for them to get their pee into.  My porch door all of a sudden decided to not close all the way, and there's a snow storm outside.  The dogs need to be fed although they don't deserve it!  But I do have both the boys fed(kind of) and in bed with their teethed brushed and jams on...one is already asleep, the other well, not asleep!  Oooh, and last, but certainly not least, I need to prepare myself and mentally encourage myself to have sex with my husband tonight....
Okay, so maybe that was delving(is that a word?) into my drama a little quick.  But blogs are supposed to be about honesty.  So....there you go!

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