I have talked many times about starting a blog. Today seemed to be the day...

I walked into the bathroom to go pee, for my thirty seconds of serenity. I found dried green boogers smeared on the side of the toilet, pee in the bathtub, a tiny Playmobile machinegun or something similar on the floor next to the tub, puffballs in the heating vent, all the while my two kids are at the door playing twenty questions and saying "I want booby." Awwwww "peee-ace" and quiet!


Monday, December 27, 2010

Omigod, I just spent an hour writing my first post, and now its gone...FUCK!

Okay so the story of my life.  I literally just wrote a really good first blog post, and then when spell checking somehow erased it ALL.  I swear, my patience is seriously  being tested.  Unfortunately I need to pay attention to my children and dinner and will try to re-write the awesome first post later tonight.  But, it will of course not be as meaningful and life-changing as the first on was....damn!

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